Palolem Nights

hey everyone,
im back and blacker although now im orange.. and a little faded... but i have had time to think about my adventures and experiences and now am putting them online. so where did i leave off, oh yeah, just about when we got to palolem.. it was an unfortunate ride with a taxi man who definitely was screwing us. but hugh paid for it up front so we went with it and it was worth missing the many many buses. so we arrived into this paradise of a beach that looks like the beach but bigger with more shacks. we immediately met some guy who brought us to his shacks. Jazz Emily and I took one and Hugh and Denis took the other. our hut was massive with shower made for many and a sexy pink mossie net and right next door to the guys. we spent the days on the beach and the nights rocking up to Cafe Del Mar the only place that stayed awake all night and served many drinks. but that was before the drama that created the series that we now know as Palolem Nights.... so Jazz introduced us to Dan and James. they were both obsessed with her and almost fell out over her! each night and day each would try for her attention.. nothing was exactly working out until the night that we bought the 'same same but different' tee shirts. that was the night i got talking with Lee. so that night dressed like ridiculous people jazz emily and i wore a crazy teeshirt and disgusting pants and danced like lunatics. Lee obviously liked it cos me and him went skinnydipping later that night, well he went skinny dipping, i just went for a dip, in my clothes! bless him. but after that the dress up bug had really and truely set in so the next night we all decided to have an 'Indian Bad Taste night' Jazz emily and I got ourselves some awful swimsuits that were baywatch high cut and we pranced about al night in them and thats when Jazz hooked up with James, I got Lee again and then Dam went crazy adn tried to smake James down but missed and ended up getting stitches!! And what about Uncle Simon, Richard and ofcourse the problem with Jazz losing her passport and getting stuck in India to this day?? well thats tomo's story... when the wine has worn off!
xx